All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"
because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be
the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
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USAPANG-LASING:PABLO BANILA
Friday, April 2, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
BAYANI AGBAYANI:CERTIFIED TOMADOR
Hindi Certified Tomador ang gumawa ng video na ito,dahil halatang pinerahan lang ang bossing nating si Bayani pero saludo kami kay Bayani dahil ayon sa listahan upang makapasok sa certified tomador ng usapang-lasing,nakikipagbakbakan ang mga lasenggo pag wala na sa wastong pag-iisip..sir,saludo kami sayo!
USAPANG-LASING:ALCOHOLISM
USAPANG-LASING:MEN'S UNDERWEAR REPAIR KIT
HOMER SIMPSON:CERTIFIED TOMADOR
THE NEW JOLLIBEER
Rene Requiestas: CERTIFIED TOMADOR
Si Rene Requiestas (Enero 22, 1957 - Hulyo 24, 1993)ay isang artistang Filipino. Isang mahirap at pangkaraniwan lang ang buhay ni Requiestas noong siya ay di pa artista. Siya ay nagtitinda ng sigarilyo sa bangketa hanggang sa siya ay madiskubre ng isang talent scout.
Isa si Requiestas sa nag-akyat ng pera sa bakuran ng Regal Films at gumanap sa mga pelikulang halos lahat ay pawang komedya. Nakasama rin niya si Joey de Leon sa Cheta-Eh Ganda Lalake, si Jimmy Santos sa Small, Medium, Large, at ang mga Regal Baby na sina Kris Aquino sa tatlong trilohiyang pelikula ng Pido Dido, si Maricel Soriano at Maricel Laxa. Namatay siya noong Hulyo 24,1993 dahil sa tuberkulosis at sa MATINDING PAG-IINOM at paninigarilyo...
*Dahil ang isang tunay at certified tomador, mamamatay na lasing..DIGS?
SLAP THAT ASS!
ANG MILITAR NA 'TO:CERTIFIED TOMADOR
PAG-BABALANCE NG BOTE
BEER AT SISIG
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