USAPANG-LASING:WHO IS IN CHARGE?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"
because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge, "said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be
the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge.

USAPANG-LASING:PABLO BANILA

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USAPANG-LASING:SAN MIGUEL BEER

Dahil ang solid tomador..nag aambag ng BEER

U-L VIDEO RECOMMENDATION:THE HANGOVER

ang certified tomador dapat laging may hangover.

USAPANG-LASING:RED HORSE

pang award winning ang mga certified at tunay na tomador

BAYANI AGBAYANI:CERTIFIED TOMADOR

Hindi Certified Tomador ang gumawa ng video na ito,dahil halatang pinerahan lang ang bossing nating si Bayani pero saludo kami kay Bayani dahil ayon sa listahan upang makapasok sa certified tomador ng usapang-lasing,nakikipagbakbakan ang mga lasenggo pag wala na sa wastong pag-iisip..sir,saludo kami sayo!

USAPANG-LASING:DICK NOSE

aanhin mo pa ang burat kung meron ka ng ilong..